Tips For The Holidays Week!
Things that "Make A Great Gift" usually don't
That's unfortunate. Now I don't know what to get you.
That's okay. It's the thought that counts.
I'm imaginary. I'm nothing but a thought.
I can see how that would make things more difficult. Anyway...around this time of year, every commercial on every type of medium is advertizing things that "Make A Great Gift." From "The Clapper" to Chia Pets, anything ever made by Ronco, Lottery Tickets, funeral pre-arrangements (sadly, I'm not making that one up), or a good old-fashioned iPod-Compatible Toilet Paper Dispenser. As a general rule of thumb around the holiday season, if a commercial tells you that something makes a great gift, it's lying.
And that concludes our holiday fun-filled Theme Week. We hope you've enjoyed this silliness enough to want a whole new year of it, starting in 2012. Jeremy will be on vacation until the New Year, so go ahead and set your reminders to come back Tuesday January 3rd for more of this...well...whatever it is we do here.
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