Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Theme Week, Part Mosquito

Jeremy’s Sametime Status Proudly Presents: Back From Vacation Week! Mosquitoes grow near water


Everyone knows this. You've given us nothing to work with today. Nice going.


Actually, there's more to it that simply stating that mosquitoes are prevalent near the water. They grow there. For some reason, water-locale mosquitoes are nearly 83% bigger than standard mosquitoes based on a scientific study in which I quoted a statistic from a TV show.


So when you're making up stats, you're always going to use 83%?


Can't think of a reason not to.


So today's date is like the answer you got that time you asked out that cute German girl...


Nine, Nine Nine....yeah...thanks for that.


Happy to help.

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