That's good to know.
YES IT IS! IT'S ALSO A LITTLE UNFORTUNATE, BECAUSE OF JUST HOW OBNOXIOUS THE COMMERCIALS ARE!
You just can't argue with Billy Mays
SO NOT TOO LONG AGO, I GOT DRESSED AND WENT TO WORK. I DIDN'T REALIZE AT THE TIME THAT THE SHIRT I PUT ON HAD SOME FORM OF STAIN ON THE SLEEVE. IT WAS LIKE SPAGHETTI SAUCE OR SALSA OR SOMETHING. SINCE IT WAS CLEARLY THERE BEFORE I PUT THE SHIRT ON, I'M GUESSING IT WAS AT LEAST A WEEK OLD.
Sounds like you need to do laundry more often.
BEFORE I PUT IT IN THE WASH, I PRE-TREATED IT WITH A BOTTLE OF OXY-CLEAN LAUNDRY PRE-TREATER I BOUGHT AGES AGO FOR JUST SUCH AN OCCASION! SINCE I WAS DEALING WITH A SET-IN TOMATO STAIN, I WAS NOT ENTIRELY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT WHAT KIND OF RESULTS I WOULD GET. TODAY, I PUT ON THE SAME SHIRT POST-WASHING, AND THE STAIN IS COMPLETELY GONE. I'M LEGITIMATELY IMPRESSED BY OXY-CLEAN...JUST PERHAPS NOT THE
Special thanks to Evil Jeremy for suggesting I do everything in screaming Billy Mays fashion today.
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