Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Curse you, Billy!

I’M SORRY TO SAY THIS, BUT OXY CLEAN ACTUALLY WORKS QUITE WELL!!!


That's good to know.


YES IT IS! IT'S ALSO A LITTLE UNFORTUNATE, BECAUSE OF JUST HOW OBNOXIOUS THE COMMERCIALS ARE!


You just can't argue with Billy Mays


SO NOT TOO LONG AGO, I GOT DRESSED AND WENT TO WORK. I DIDN'T REALIZE AT THE TIME THAT THE SHIRT I PUT ON HAD SOME FORM OF STAIN ON THE SLEEVE. IT WAS LIKE SPAGHETTI SAUCE OR SALSA OR SOMETHING. SINCE IT WAS CLEARLY THERE BEFORE I PUT THE SHIRT ON, I'M GUESSING IT WAS AT LEAST A WEEK OLD.


Sounds like you need to do laundry more often.


BEFORE I PUT IT IN THE WASH, I PRE-TREATED IT WITH A BOTTLE OF OXY-CLEAN LAUNDRY PRE-TREATER I BOUGHT AGES AGO FOR JUST SUCH AN OCCASION! SINCE I WAS DEALING WITH A SET-IN TOMATO STAIN, I WAS NOT ENTIRELY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT WHAT KIND OF RESULTS I WOULD GET. TODAY, I PUT ON THE SAME SHIRT POST-WASHING, AND THE STAIN IS COMPLETELY GONE. I'M LEGITIMATELY IMPRESSED BY OXY-CLEAN...JUST PERHAPS NOT THE BLOWHARD SPOKESPERSON.



Special thanks to Evil Jeremy for suggesting I do everything in screaming Billy Mays fashion today.

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