Theme Week, Part One

Bird Flu Preparedness Week! Item 1: Store a two week supply of water and food


Ladies and Gentlemen, winter is fast approaching. While this means Christmas presents and hot cocoa by the fireplace, it also serves as a stark reminder that another Flu season is upon us. We all need to take certain precautions against the ever-present threat of a Bird Flu pandemic. Therefore, as a public service, Jeremy Is In The Office, in association with Miracle Posting, Inc is proud to present this vitally important Theme Week chock full of helpful tips to prepare for and slow the inevitable spread of this deadly disease.


Thank you, LIR. While we may not be able to prevent the outbreak and spread of Bird Flu, especially since latest indicators are that the virus can now be spread from birds to pigs, there are important things we can do to slow it down and try to avoid being infected. We'll be examining these activities this week.

The first thing to make sure to do is to have a 2 week supply of non-perishable food stored up in the event of a pandemic outbreak. This way, you can hunker down in your home and try to survive. It's a critical first step, and we encourage all members of The Most Intelligent Readership In The World to stock up.