Theme Week, Part Five

Bird Flu Preparedness Week! Item 5: Stay away from others as much as possible if they are sick. Stay home from work and school if you are sick


Ladies and Gentlemen, winter is fast approaching. While this means decreasing temperatures and increasing litigation for slip and fall accidents, it also serves as a stark reminder that another Flu season is upon us. We all need to take certain precautions against the ever-present threat of a Bird Flu pandemic. Therefore, as a public service, Jeremy Is In The Office, in association with Miracle Posting, Inc is proud to present this vitally important Theme Week chock full of helpful tips to prepare for and slow the inevitable spread of this deadly disease.



Finally, for this week...the most important thing you can do to help slow the spread of the upcoming pandemic. If you find yourself sick...stay home! Despite the fact that the spread of birdly is a near metaphysical certainty, the bulk of the population would actually prefer to not get it. Therefore, if you start exhibiting the symptoms of Bird Flu, do your best to not infect those you know or care about. It could mean all the difference in the world. Not to you, most likely...but to them.