So, what? It's rocks or something?
I felt obligated to let you all know about an exciting new product from the “Water Bank Of America” Company called ICEROCKS®!
According to the website, ICEROCKS® uses a patented technology, providing a container of refreshing ice cubes that are pure and hygienic..... ICEROCKS® is sold in its unfrozen state (liquid), making it a product offering substantial savings in terms of delivery costs, in that it does not require trucks to be refrigerated for transportation.
What is going on here is that they’re selling you ice in its “unfrozen state,” in a disposable ice cube tray so you just have to add cold and serve. Being the nice guy that I am, I’ve put together a potential storyboard for their infomercial. Enjoy.
Are you tired of going to the store and buying old fashioned ice cube trays?
Frustrated with having to fill up ALL THOSE individual cubes with ordinary water, before putting them in the freezer and waiting...and waiting...and waiting? Who has the time?
And, when your guests arrive, and you need those ice cubes...this happens. OH NO!!! How embarrassing!
Now, there’s ICEROCKS®! The ice you need, without the hassle you don’t.
Simply insert the package into your freezer, and in no time at all, you have pure, frozen ice, ready to serve. Enough for ALL of your drinks! AMAZING!
Ordinary ice cube trays get dirty...
...or covered in unhealthy bacteria...
...but ICEROCKS® are hermetically sealed, so there’s nothing inside but the purest, freshest, healthiest ice cubes you’ve ever tasted.
"Back when I was growing up, all I had were ice cubes out of the top shelf of the freezer. They weren’t hermetically sealed, and what’s worse, they were made out of dirty, disgusting tap water! From the ground! I think about how it was back then and I wonder how I ever survived without pure ice. But now, with ICEROCKS®, I don’t have to worry about what my kids are drinking."
Yes, ICEROCKS®...pure, delicious ice. Prepackaged so there’s no mess, no stress, nothing but fresh ice enjoyment for you and your family.
How much would you expect to pay for the peace of mind that only pure ice can give you?
$49.95?
$29.95? NO WAY! You’d probably be happy paying 19.95 for your ICEROCKS®, but call us today, and we’ll send you not 1, not 2, but 48 ICEROCKS® for the low, low price of only $5.89! That’s right, you get 48 crisp, delicious ICEROCKS® for the unbelievably low price of only $5.89 (plus shipping and handling)!! To order your ICEROCKS®, dial 561-392-3336 right now. BUT WAIT!! There’s more!
Call in the next 10 minutes, and we’ll give you a 10% Discount on 10 or more cases. That’s over $5 in savings, just for ordering! AMAZING! Be sure to ask about joining our “Penguin Club,” which entitles you to additional savings with every order! Call, and enjoy the purest, cleanest ice you’ve ever tasted TODAY!
2 comments:
Your product is intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
I want to know where you get those small recliners that that women is holding in her hands. The chipmunks around our house look a little uptight, with winter coming and a nice lounge chair would serve them well. Also do you know where I can get snack trays to match.
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