I'd Guess 30 Concerts, Minimum

If you’re wanted, should you really be going around rocking a million faces?  


For today's Blag, Jeremy will once again be calling into question the lyrics to Jon Bon Jovi's song "Wanted Dead or Alive."  


It's not my fault the lyrics never make any sense.

So here we have a guy who claims to be wanted dead or alive, which is a pretty serious legal status to be in.  It's never made clear what Mr. Jovi did to attain this status, but it's probably pretty safe to say that you don't get to be wanted dead or alive for tearing the tags off of your pillows.  You have to commit some pretty heinous act to reach this level of being wanted. 

So what does he do with his time while hiding from the law?  He plays guitar concerts for a million people. 

This is dumb. 

One would assume that if the police and perhaps some other less savory types are looking for you with no concern for your well-being, the last thing you would want to do is be spotted by a large number of strangers.  You should lay low and live off the grid as much as possible. Make yourself completely anonymous to anyone but a few of your closest and most trusted friends and advisors.  I mean...I'm guessing here...I don't actually have any practical experience being a fugitive. 

It just makes sense that any one of the million people whose faces were rocked by one of Mr. Jovi's concerts might be able to recognize him and alert any of the people who are out looking for him.  It really seems like the surest way to get captured...dead or alive.