My sign changed from "Aries" to "No Parking"
The Red Zone is for loading and unloading passengers only. There is no parking in the Red Zone.
So if you haven't noticed, there's been a news report going around that the astrological signs are off by a month or so, plus whoever "they" are have added a 13th sign, "Ophiuchus." This has actually caused widespread panic among people who believe in this sort of nonsense, particularly those who...and I wish I was making this up...have tattooed their astrological sign on their body.
Those of you who believe that the sun's position, relative to ancient arbitrarily defined constellations, has an effect on your life should refer to This News Article for an update on what your new sign is and how to adjust your personality accordingly.
The rest of you who don't give a rat's posterior about this crap can take a little solace in the fact that scientists have created a Genetically Modified Chicken that Will Not Spread Bird Flu. Of course, the down side of this right now is that the chicken is no longer fit to eat, so the entire point of having it is somewhat lost. However, it is a glimmer of hope in the perpetually dark world of the War on Bird Flu.
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Thursday, September 20, 2007
Jack Will Break You Like Dishes
"No use crying over spilt milk. Unless it was Jack Bauer's milk. Then you’re screwed."
Who's Jack Bauer?
Jack is the central character on the TV show "24". He's a government agent or spy or something whose job it is to go around and beat up bad people in real time. I guess he's a modern-day "Walker, Texas Ranger"....another show I've never watched.
That's it?
Nope...you get a Special Blag Bonus Today!
Top Stories from the Erie Times-News
Half-ton of aluminum chips stolen from Union City business
Published: September 20. 2007 8:16AM
UNION CITY (AP) -- State police say the rising cost of metal is likely behind the theft of a half-ton of aluminum chips from a Union City business.
Police say someone took the scrap metal chips from a bin outside the Qualsystems machine shop sometime between Monday at 11 p.m. and Wednesday at 5 a.m.
The stolen metal is worth about $1,500.
Who's Jack Bauer?
Jack is the central character on the TV show "24". He's a government agent or spy or something whose job it is to go around and beat up bad people in real time. I guess he's a modern-day "Walker, Texas Ranger"....another show I've never watched.
That's it?
Nope...you get a Special Blag Bonus Today!
Top Stories from the Erie Times-News
Half-ton of aluminum chips stolen from Union City business
Published: September 20. 2007 8:16AM
UNION CITY (AP) -- State police say the rising cost of metal is likely behind the theft of a half-ton of aluminum chips from a Union City business.
Police say someone took the scrap metal chips from a bin outside the Qualsystems machine shop sometime between Monday at 11 p.m. and Wednesday at 5 a.m.
The stolen metal is worth about $1,500.
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