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Friday, June 16, 2017

I'd Guess 30 Concerts, Minimum

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If you’re wanted, should you really be going around rocking a million faces?   For today's Blag, Jeremy will once again be calling in...
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Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Maybe This One Is Stretchy

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No, random person at the gas station.  That pump’s hose isn’t longer than the other one Well, depends on your margin for measurement erro...
Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Eventually, Early Wraps Around To Late

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Has anyone actually graphed Health, Wealth, and Wisdom vs Sleep Schedule?   For the most part, with the possible exception of wisdom, it ...
Tuesday, June 6, 2017

How Many Are There? The Lyrics Are Not Specific

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I think Warren Zevon ordered my lunch for me    Did he pay for it too?  That would be very nice of him.  So, I should proba...
Wednesday, May 24, 2017

FINAL NOTICE!!!!

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Attention every retailer ever:  Odds are good that I didn’t “forget” to take your email survey   People are just trying to get a little f...
Tuesday, May 23, 2017

I'll Allow Two Weeks To Transition

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Why is it a pair of pants, but only one shirt?   Here we go...Jeremy's pondering again. Well, it makes no sense.  Things need to m...
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Friday, May 19, 2017

Better Than "Rotted Driftwood" I guess

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Even the rental cars are bigger in Texas   Welcome back, Jeremy.  How was your trip?   It was a real hootenanny. In case you'...
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